what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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