I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
