Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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