it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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