420 ftw
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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