dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
