Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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