How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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