so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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