I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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