North Korea, Best Korea!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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