dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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