There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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