margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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