you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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