he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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