The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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