Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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