I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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