that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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