how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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