The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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