I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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