yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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