What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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