can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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