i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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