That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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