I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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