You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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