Sponge bath it is.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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