she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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