When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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