is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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