Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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