What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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