I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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