That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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