if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
