what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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