My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
home. puking in laundry basket.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
