Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he high fived his dick after we had sex
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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