my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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