I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
