what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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