Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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