Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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