Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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