awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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