at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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