Pappa wants mamma naked
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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