That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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