I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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