im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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