that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize