im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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